THE DARK TRIAD: LOVE BOMB Distressed Dad Hat

THE DARK TRIAD: LOVE BOMB Distressed Dad Hat
Designed by Shayla “Wolfie” G | The Dark Triad Shadows | Intuitive Coaching™
From The Dark Triad Collection™

This isn’t just a hat—it’s a charm spell with a sharp edge.

THE DARK TRIAD: LOVE BOMB Distressed Dad Hat is worn-in by design and layered by intention. With its pre-faded finish and low-profile fit, it nods to what once felt like love—and what now reads as a warning. Soft, breathable, and deceptively effortless, it’s built for those who survived the illusion and now wear the truth casually.

Disarming. Unbothered. Quietly dangerous.

Product Details:
Material: 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
Structure: 6-panel, unstructured, low-profile crown
Closure: Adjustable hook + loop
Crown Style: Soft front panel (no buckram)
Origin: Blank product components sourced from China

Design Features:

• Slightly distressed brim and crown for a lived-in look

• 6 sewn eyelets for breathability

• 6 stitched rows on the brim for subtle detail

• Adjustable fit designed to move with you

• Lightweight and emotionally loaded

You’ve survived the explosion. Now you wear the evidence.
Add THE DARK TRIAD: LOVE BOMB Distressed Dad Hat to your collection—and let your softness speak in past tense.